Billy Bob at the movies

An old farmer named Billy Bob went to town to see a movie. The ticket girl said, “Sir, what is that on your shoulder?”

Billy Bob said, “That is my pet rooster, Charlie. Wherever I go, Charlie goes.”

“I’m sorry, Sir,” said the ticket girl, “We can’t allow animals in the theater. Not even a pet rooster.”

Billy Bob went around the corner and stuffed the chicken down his pants. He returned to the booth, bought a ticket and entered the theater. He sat down next to two old emergency room nurses named Cathy and Lauren.

The movie started and the rooster began to squirm. Billy Bob un-zipped his pants so Charlie could stick his head out and watch the movie.

“Lauren,” whispered Cathy.

“What?” said Lauren.

“I think the guy next to me is a pervert.”

“What makes you think so?” asked Lauren.

“He unzipped his pants and he has his thing out,” whispered Cathy.

“Well, don’t worry about it,” said Lauren, “At our age it isn’t anything we haven’t seen before.”

“Yes,” said Cathy, “But this one’s eating my popcorn!”