Mergers during the recession

This is the next round of corporate mergers are expected to come soon.
Look out for these upcoming consolidations:

1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush and W. R. Grace Co will merge and become:

Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace

2. Polygram Records, Warner Bros and ZestaCrackers will merge and become:

Poly, Warner Cracker

3. Zippo Manufacturing, AudiMotors, Dofasco and Dakota Mining will merge and become:

ZipAudiDoDa

4. 3M will merge with Goodyear and become:

MMM, Good!

5. FedEx is expected to merge with competitor, UPS, and become:

FedUP

7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to merge and become:

Poupon Pants

8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become:

Knott NOW!

And finally…

9. Victoria ’s Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new name:

Titty Titty Bang Bang