Pilot Announcement

I was on a flight and the pilot comes over the public address system as usual and to greet us passengers. He tells us at what altitude we’ll be flying, the expected arrival time, and a bit about the weather, and says relax and have a good flight.. Then, forgetting to turn off the microphone, he said to his co-pilot, “What would relax me right now is a cup of coffee and a BJ.” We all hear it. The flight attendant immediately began running fast as hell toward the cockpit to tell the pilot he messed up, so I yelled at her and said “Don’t forget the coffee!”

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