Joey, Tim, and Billy Bob

Three kids named Joey, Tim, and Billy Bob come down to the kitchen and sit around the breakfast table. The mother asks Joey what he’d like to eat. “I’ll have some f$#kin’ French toast,” he says. The mother is outraged at his language, hits him, and sends him upstairs. She asks Billy Bob what he wants. “Well, I guess that leaves more f%$kin’ French toast for me,” he says. She is livid, smacks him, and sends him away. Finally she asks Tim what he wants for breakfast. “I don’t know,” he says meekly, “but I definitely don’t want the f*&kin’ French toast.”