Kevin Moore and Mark Williams are hunting

Two hunters Kevin Moore and Mark Williams are out in the woods when Kevin collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. Mark pulls out his cell phone and calls emergency services.

He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator in a calm, soothing voice replies: “Take it easy. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

Back on the phone, Mark says, “OK, now what?”

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