Dan decided to propose

Dan decided to propose to Patricia Martinez, but prior to her acceptance Patricia had to confess to her man about her childhood illness.

She informed Dan that she suffered a disease that left her breasts at the maturity of a 12 year old. He stated that it was OK because he loved her soooo much.

However, Dan felt this was also the time for him to open up and admit that he also had a deformity too. Dan looked Patricia in the eyes and said….”I too have a problem. My penis is the same size as an infant and I hope you could deal with that once we are married

She said, “Yes I will marry you and learn to live with your infant size penis.” Patricia and Dan got married and they could not wait for the Honeymoon. Dan whisked Patricia off to their hotel suite and they started touching, teasing, holding one another…

As Patricia put her hands in Dan’s pants, she began to scream and ran out of the room! Dan ran after her to find out what was wrong. She said, “You told me your penis was the size of an infant!” “Yes, it is….. 8 pounds, 7 ounces, 19 inches long!!”