Karen and Jeff

Karen and Jeff Nelson getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up. But then Karen stops and says, “I don’t feel like it, I just want you to hold me.” Jeff says “WHAT??” Karen explains that he must not be in tune with her emotional needs as a woman. Jeff realizes that nothing is going to happen tonight and he might as well deal with it.

So the next day Jeff takes her shopping at a big department store. He walks around and has her try on three very expensive outfits. She can’t decide. He tells Karen to take all three of them. Then they go over and get matching shoes worth $200 each. And then they go to the Jewelry Department. where he gets a set of diamond earrings. Karen is so excited. She thinks Jeff has flipped out, but she does not care. She goes for the tennis bracelet. Jeff says “but you don’t even play tennis, but OK, if you like it then let’s get it.”

Karen is jumping up and down so excited she cannot even believe what is going on. She says, “I am ready to go, let’s go to the cash register.” Jeff stops and says, “No, honey I don’t feel like buying all this stuff now.” The wife’s face goes blank. “No honey – I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while.” The look on her face is indescribable and she is about to explode and Jeff says, “You must not be in tune with my financial needs as a man.”