Mandy-Lynn was in the garden

Little Mandy-Lynn was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor Teena peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, she politely asked, “What are you up to there, Mandy-Lynn?” “My goldfish died,” replied Mandy-Lynn tearfully, without looking up,” and I’ve just buried him.” Teena was concerned, “That’s an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn’t it?” Mandy-Lynn patted down the last heap of earth then replied, “That’s because he’s inside your fucking cat.