First Time

Almost closing time at an empty bar in San Jose. In walks a young guy Walking quickly to the bar, he tells the bartender to set up nine shots of 100 proof tequila. While the bartender is pouring, he comments that this must be for something very special and the young guy replies “yes it is, my first BJ.” To which the bartender set two more shots on the counter saying “hey that is really great, let me give you two more on the house.” The young guy says “no, don’t bother, if nine shots don’t get this taste out my mouth two more sure as hell won’t help”.