Diana is leaving Ray

Ray Gomez came home from work one day to find his wife Diana on the front porch with her bags packed.

‘Just where the heck do you think you’re going!’, said Ray.

‘I’m going to Las Vegas’, said Diana, ‘I just found out I can get $400 a night for what I give you for free!

‘Ray said, ‘Wait a minute!’, and then ran inside the house only to come back a few minutes later with his suitcases in hand.

‘Where the heck are you going?’, said Diana.

Ray said, ‘I want to see how you’re gonna live on $800 a year!’