Chick who sits next to me

Today, the chick who works next to me in the office came back from lunch and started shouting.

“What’s the matter?” I asked.

“Somebody left a note on my desk saying, “You’re the ugliest bitch I have ever seen!”

“Don’t look at me,” I said.

“I wasn’t implying it was you, I just-”

“No seriously, don’t look at me; you’re ugly as fuck”