Jack Zombie goes into a pharmacy

Jack Zombie goes into a pharmacy to to buy some condoms cause he don’t want no Zombie Babies

“What size?” Asks the clerk. “I don’t know” he replies. The clerk says “Go and see Blair in aisle 4″

He goes over to see Blair, who grabs him in the crotch and yells “Medium!”

Jack Zombie is mortified. He hurries over to pay and leaves quickly.

Adam Zombie comes in to buy condoms and gets sent to Blair. She grabs him and yells “Large!”. Adam Zombie struts over to the register, pays and leaves.

A high school Zombie comes in to buy condoms.

“What size?”. The kid Zombie embarrassedly says “I’ve never done this before I don’t know what size”. He gets sent to Blair she grabs him and yells ……

“Clean up needed in aisle 4!”