Husband & Wife

Wife : “I was dreaming that they were auctioning off dicks. The big ones went for $50 and the thick ones went for $100.”

Husband : “How about the ones like mine?”

Wife : “Those they gave away free.”

Husband : “I had a dream too…I dreamt they were auctioning off cunts. The pretty ones went for a $500, and the little tight ones went for $1000.”

Wife : “And how much for the ones like mine?”

Husband : “That’s where they held the auction.”