Stupid Headlines

Some clippings of stupid headlines in newspapers…

Some other funny headlines…

1. Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

2. Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

3. Something Went Wrong in Plane Crash, Expert Says

4. Eye Drops off Shelf

5. Reagan Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead

6. Stolen Painting Found by Tree

7. Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

8. Some Pieces of Rock Hudson Sold at Auction

9. Sex Education Delayed, Teachers Request Training

10. Include your Children when Baking Cookies

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