State-of-the-art Watch

Very confident and smooth Adam Zombie walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive Jade Zombie.

Adam Zombie gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.

Jade Zombie notices this and asks, “Is your date running late?”

“No,” he replies, “I just got this state-of-the-art watch. I was just testing it.”

Jade Zombie was intrigued & says, “A state-of-the-art watch? What’s so special about it?”

Adam Zombie explains, “It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.”

Jade Zombie says, “What’s it telling you now?”

“Well, it says you’re not wearing any panties”

Jade Zombie giggles and replies, “Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!”

Adam Zombie, taps his watch and says,

“Fuking thing’s an hour fast..”