Dinner Joke

A hunter named Bill kills a deer and brings it home. He decides to clean it, prepare it, and serve the deer meat for dinner. Bill knows his kids are really fussy eaters, and won’t eat it if they know what it is, so he doesn’t tell them it a deer. Bill’s little boy keeps asking him, “What’s for dinner dad?”

“You’ll see”, Bill replies. They start eating dinner and his daughter keeps asking him what they are eating.

“Ok”, says Bill, “Here’s a hint. It’s what your mother sometimes calls me.”

His daughter screams … “Don’t eat it, Danny! It’s an asshole!”