Pneumonia Joke

A man name Wilson went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserable cold. His doctor prescribed some pills, but they didn’t help.

On his next visit the doctor gave him a shot, but that didn’t do any good.

On his third visit the doctor told Wilson, “Go home and take a hot bath. As soon as you finish bathing throw open all the windows and stand in the draft.”

“But doc,” protested Wilson, “if I do that, I’ll get pneumonia.”

“I know,” said the doctor, “I can cure pneumonia.”