More Funny One Liners

How do you fix a woman’s watch?
You don’t. There is a clock on the oven.
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Why do men pass gas more than women?
Because women can’t shut up long enough to
Build up the required pressure.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He’ll shut up once you let him in.
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What’s worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won’t do what she’s told