Bar Joke

A guy stumbles up to the only other person in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. “Damn Right,” comes the reply.

The first guy then asks: “Where are you from?”

“I’m from Ireland,” replies the second guy.

The first guy responds: “Oh Sh#t, I’m from Ireland too! Let’s have another round to Ireland.”

“Of course,” replies the second guy.

I’m curious, the first guy then asks: “Where in Ireland are you from?”

“Dublin,” comes the reply.

“I can’t believe it,” says the first guy. “I’m from Dublin too! Let’s have another drink to Dublin.”

“Of course,” replies the second guy.

Curiosity again strikes and the first guy asks: “What school did you go to?”

“Saint Mary’s,” replies the second guy, “I graduated in ’62.”

“This is unbelievable!”, the first guy says. “I went to Saint Mary’s and I graduated in ’62, too!”

About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. “What’s been going on?” he asks the bartender.

“Nothing much,” replies the bartender. “The O’Malley twins are drunk again.”