Joke: Australian, Frenchman & Canadian

There’s an Australian, a Frenchman and a Canadian, they were bragging about their sexual escapades with their respective wives.

“After I have zee sex wiz my wife” said the Frenchman, “I cover her wiz crepes suzette and eat it sensually off her
silky bare skin. She becomes so excited she rises centimetres off ze bed.”

“After I screw my wife,” drawled the Canadian, “I pour maple syrup on her body and lick it off real slowly. She’s in so much goddamn ecstasy she rises feet off the bed.”

“Me?”, says the Aussie. “When I’ve finished with my old lady I wipe my dick on the curtains and she hits the roof!”