Demotivational Poster: Inevitability
Category: z’Old Funny Crap
Einstein Quotes
Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.
The only way to make money at a roulette table is to steal it when the dealer isn’t looking.
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
If A is a success in life, then A equals X plus Y plus Z. Work is X; Y is play; and Z is keeping your mouth shut.
If the facts don’t fit the theory, change the facts.
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the universe.
I’m no Einstein.
Imagination is more important than knowledge.
I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.
I want to know God’s thoughts; the rest are details.
The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
I never think of the future. It comes soon enough.
You see – wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: You send signals here, and they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat.
Where are you from?
ME: “Where are you from?”
UPTIGHT BIATCH: “I come from a place where we do not end our sentences with prepositions.”
ME: “OK – where are you from, jackass?”