Category: z’Old Funny Crap

Kevin Moore and Mark Williams are hunting

Two hunters Kevin Moore and Mark Williams are out in the woods when Kevin collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. Mark pulls out his cell phone and calls emergency services.

He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator in a calm, soothing voice replies: “Take it easy. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

Back on the phone, Mark says, “OK, now what?”

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More Funny One Liners

How do you fix a woman’s watch?
You don’t. There is a clock on the oven.
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Why do men pass gas more than women?
Because women can’t shut up long enough to
Build up the required pressure.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He’ll shut up once you let him in.
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What’s worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won’t do what she’s told

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