Letters – They are meant to be stolen….
Category: z’Old Funny Crap
Lisa & Ron
Lisa Costello is in bed with Ron her lover, who also happens to be her husband’s best friend.
They make love for hours and, afterwards, while they’re just lying there, the phone rings.
Since it’s Lisa’s house, she picks up the phone. Ron listens, only hearing her side of the conversation:
“Hello? Oh, hi… I’m so glad that you called… Really? That’s wonderful…. Well, I’m happy to hear you’re having such a great time… Oh, that sounds terrific… Thanks. Okay. Ba-bye.”
She hangs up the telephone and her lover asks, “Who was that?”
“Oh” she replies, “That was my husband telling me all about the wonderful time he’s having on his fishing trip with you.”
Metropolis
Cool stop motion video animation…
Joke: Australian, Frenchman & Canadian
There’s an Australian, a Frenchman and a Canadian, they were bragging about their sexual escapades with their respective wives.
“After I have zee sex wiz my wife” said the Frenchman, “I cover her wiz crepes suzette and eat it sensually off her
silky bare skin. She becomes so excited she rises centimetres off ze bed.”
“After I screw my wife,” drawled the Canadian, “I pour maple syrup on her body and lick it off real slowly. She’s in so much goddamn ecstasy she rises feet off the bed.”
“Me?”, says the Aussie. “When I’ve finished with my old lady I wipe my dick on the curtains and she hits the roof!”