Category: z’Old Funny Crap

Special Game

I’m in a bar and this hooker comes up to me. She says, “This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for $300, as long as you can say it in three words.” So, I replied, “Hey, why not?” and I pulled my wallet out, and one at a time I laid three hundred-dollar bills on the bar, and said, slowly: “Paint…my…house.”

Video: Train Kringle

Random Photo: Starbucks

Chicken Man

Tim goes to a psychiatrist and says, “Doc, my brother’s crazy, he thinks he’s a chicken.” The doctor says, “Why don’t you turn him in?” Tim says, “We would. But we need the eggs.”

Japanese Show: Hard Gay Guy

Japanese Show where a Hard Gay Guy runs the streets to help get business for a restaurant