Steven Wright Quote
I have a large seashell collection, which I keep scattered on beaches all over the world (Steven Wright)
Category: z’Old Funny Crap
Arab Drift
On his bike…
Jason and the snail
A guy named Jason Collins is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. Jason picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says ‘What the hell was that all about?”
