Demotivational Poster: Dancing
Category: z’Old Funny Crap
Nickism
Looks like I got a religion named after me. That’s awesome! …. Nickism.com
Sylvester catches Tweety Bird
Watch this cool animation until Sylvester catches Tweety…(wait for it. It’s worth it)… then scroll down…
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This was an idiot test. How long did you watch?
0-2 seconds – you’re fine.
2-5 seconds – having a bad day?
5-10 seconds – are you maybe just a slow reader?
10-20 seconds – remedial classes are nothing to be ashamed of.
20-30 seconds – it is recommended that you don’t breed.
30 sec-1 min – you probably can’t read this anyway. So why bother?
1-2 min – the equivalent of the average house plant.
2-5 min – Good afternoon Mr. Bush.
5 min-1 hr – Dead people score in this range.
1hr plus – congratulations. You have a negative IQ. To find out what your prize is, watch bugs until he finishes his carrot…
Lamborghini Garage
I need to build this in my driveway…