The UFO guy
I think he’s funny…
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I like turtles too…
Best Horror Movies
Here’s my list of the best Horror movies. I’m doing it by today’s standards. Meaning if you saw a horror movie in the theaters in 1970 it probably scared you more than any Horror movie now, but I wasn’t born yet, I didn’t see it until many years later. So, it wasn’t that good for me, compared to new horror movies. Example: The Exorcist, I though it was okay, but people I know that saw it when it first came out loved it. So, here’s my list. I know many will disagree…
Top 25 Horror Movies
1. Hostel (2005)
2. The Hills Have Eyes (2006)
3. The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974)
4. The Ring (2002)
5. Wolf Creek (2005)
6. May (2002)
7. High Tension (2005)
8. Ginger Snaps (2000)
9. The Blair Witch Project (1999)
10. 28 Days Later (2002)
11. Wrong Turn (2003)
12. Land Of The Dead (2005)
13. Dead Silence (2007)
14. The Amityville Horror (2005)
15. The Exorcist (1973)
16. Saw (2004)
17. Event Horizon (1997)
18. Audition (1999)
19. Cabin Fever (2002)
20. Unrest (2006)
21. The Descent (2005)
22. Alien (1979)
23. Tamara (2005)
24. Session 9 (2001)
25. The Devil’s Rejects (2005)
Worst Horror Movies I seen in the theaters lately.
Stay far away from:
1. The Strangers
2. Cloverfield
Billy Bob at the movies
An old farmer named Billy Bob went to town to see a movie. The ticket girl said, “Sir, what is that on your shoulder?”
Billy Bob said, “That is my pet rooster, Charlie. Wherever I go, Charlie goes.”
“I’m sorry, Sir,” said the ticket girl, “We can’t allow animals in the theater. Not even a pet rooster.”
Billy Bob went around the corner and stuffed the chicken down his pants. He returned to the booth, bought a ticket and entered the theater. He sat down next to two old emergency room nurses named Cathy and Lauren.
The movie started and the rooster began to squirm. Billy Bob un-zipped his pants so Charlie could stick his head out and watch the movie.
“Lauren,” whispered Cathy.
“What?” said Lauren.
“I think the guy next to me is a pervert.”
“What makes you think so?” asked Lauren.
“He unzipped his pants and he has his thing out,” whispered Cathy.
“Well, don’t worry about it,” said Lauren, “At our age it isn’t anything we haven’t seen before.”
“Yes,” said Cathy, “But this one’s eating my popcorn!”