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Lilly 8 month old toddler genius
Her country knowledge is better than 95% of adults…
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Bad day for Allen
Allen works real hard at the factory and spends two nights each week bowling and plays golf every Saturday.
His wife thinks he’s pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club.
The doorman at the club greets them and says, ‘Hey, Allen! How ya doing?’
His wife is puzzled and asks if he’s been to this club before.
‘Oh no,’ says Allen. ‘He’s on my bowling team.
When they are seated, a waitress asks Allen if he’d like his usual and brings over a Corona.
His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, ‘How did she know that you drink Corona?’
‘I recognize her; she’s the waitress from the golf club. I always have a Corona at the end of the 1st nine, baby.’
A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Allen, starts to rub herself all over him and says, ‘Hi Ally. Want your usual table dance, big boy?’
Allen’s wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.
Allen follows and spots her getting into a cab.
Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her.
Allen tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it.
She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every 4 letter word in the book.
The cab driver turns around and says,
‘Damn, Allen, you picked up a real bitch this time.’
Natalie Portman kicks ass & raps on SNL
Video of Natalie Portman rapping on Saturday Night Live.
Rap is called “A day in the life of Natalie Portman”