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The Poop List


Types of poop…

GHOST POOP: It’s the kind where you feel the POOP come out, but there is no POOP in the toilet.

CLEAN POOP: It’s the kind where you POOP it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.

WET POOP: It’s the kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels un-wiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won’t ruin them with stains.

SECOND WAVE POOP: This happens when you’re done POOPing and you’ve pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to POOP some more.

POP-A VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD POOP: It’s the kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.

LINCOLN LOG POOP: The kind of POOP that is so huge you’re afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.

GASSY POOP: It’s so noisy, that everyone within earshot is giggling.

DRINKER’S POOP: The kind of POOP you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It’s most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.

CORN POOP: Self explanatory.

GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-POOP POOP: It’s the kind where you want to POOP but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.

SPINAL TAP POOP: That’s where it hurts so badly coming out, you’d swear it was leaving you sideways.

WET CHEEKS POOP (The Power Dump): The kind that comes out so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.

THE DANGLING POOP: This POOP refuses to drop in the toilet even though you are done POOPing it. You just hope that a shake or two will cut it loose.

THE SURPRISE POOP: You’re not even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to fart, but *oops* — a POOP!

Celebrity Money


Here’s some pics that people did where they put folded money over the heads of Celebrities and made some natural looking photos. Included are Jack Nicholson, Keira Knightly, Kevin Spacey, Morgan Freeman, Dr. Evil, Donald Trump, Brad Pitt, and Abraham Lincoln.
celebrity money

Classic: Animator vs Animation


An animator faces his own animation in deadly combat. The battlefield? The Flash interface itself.
A stick figure is created by an animator with the intent to torture. The stick figure drawn by the animator will be using everything he can find – the brush tool, the eraser tool – to get back at his tormentor. It’s resourcefulness versus power. Who will win? You can find out yourself.

Gassy Stomach


Cindy goes to her boyfriend’s parents’ house for dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a great meal. Then Cindy starts to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty little fart. It wasn’t loud, but everyone at the table heard the fart. Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend’s father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing at the women’s feet, and said in a rather stern voice, “Ginger!” Cindy thought, “this is great!” and a big smile came across her face. A couple minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again. This time, she didn’t even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer fart rip. The father again looked at the dog and yelled, “dammit Ginger!” Once again Cindy smiled and thought, “yes!” A few minutes later Cindy had to let another one rip. This time she didn’t even think about it. She let rip with a fart that rivaled a train whistle blowing. Again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, “dammit Ginger, get away from her before she shits on you!”