Category: Jokez

Franky Jay’s Pickle

Franky Jay married his love Kelly, but unfortunately, his dick was too small, so every time they had sex he used a pickle instead of his dick.

For seven year’s he has been doing that. One night Kelly suspect that something is wrong so while they are having sex she quickly threw the cover and turned on the lights!

Kelly said, “What the hell is that, are you using a pickle on me. I am shocked, and for seven years you have been doing that, you piece of shit.”

Franky Jay said, “Shut up! It’s been seven years and I never asked where the hell those kids came from!”

Tim Bean the dwarf

Tim Bean is a tiny guy with a lisp

He visits a stud farm…

“I’d like to buy a horth”, he says to the owner of the farm.

“What sort of horse?” asks the owner.

“A female horth,” Tim Bean replies.

So the owner shows him a mare.

“Nithe horth,” says Little Tim Bean, “Can I thee her eyeth?”

So the owner picks up Tim Bean to show him the horse’s eyes and
puts him down again.

“Nithe eyeth”, says Little Tim Bean, “Can I thee her teeth?”

Again the owner picks up Tim Bean to show him the horse’s teeth and
puts him down.

“Nithe teeth… May I now see her eerth?” Tim Bean says.

By now the owner is getting a little fed up, but again picks up
Tim Bean to show him the horse’s ears and then puts him down.

“Nithe eerth,” he says. “Now… Can I see her twot?”

“With this, the owner picks Tim Bean up, and, holding him by the
scruff of his neck and the back of his belt, shoves his head deep
inside the horse’s vigina. He holds him there for a couple of
seconds before pulling him out and putting him down.

Little Tim Bean shakes his head and says, “Perhaps I should weefwaze that:

Can I see her wun awound?”