Kristy’s Puzzle
A blonde girl name Kristy Moore calls her boyfriend and says, ‘Please come over here and help
me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to get started.’
Her boyfriend asks, ‘What is it supposed to be when it’s finished?’
Kristy says, ‘According to the picture on the box, it’s a rooster.’
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,
‘First of all, no matter what we do, we’re not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.’
He takes her hand, sighs and says, ‘Second, I want you to relax. Let’s have a
nice cup of tea, and then…
‘Let’s put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.’
Joseph Cahen’s Confession
A Jewish guy goes into a confession box. “Father O’Brian,” he says, “my name is Joseph Cahen. I’m 68 years old. Believe it or not, I’m currently involved with a 27 year old girl, and also, on the side, her 18 year old sister. We engage in all manner of pleasure, and in my entire life I’ve never felt better.” “My good man,” says the priest, “I think you’ve come to the wrong place. Why are you telling me?” And the guy goes: “I’m telling everybody!”
