Punk Zombie

Olny srmat poelpe can raed tihs.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.

The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn’t mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.

The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs psas it on !! ”

Youtube Video: How To Confuse An Idiot.

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For my own amusement

For my own amusement I’m listing the Chuck Norris facts you find everywhere…

• Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

• Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

• Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

• There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.

• Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate an Indian.

• If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can’t see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

• Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

• When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

• Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK’s head exploded out of sheer amazement.

• Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost

• Chuck Norris has never blinked in his entire life. Never.

• Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.

• Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that’s why there are no signs of life there.

• They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn’t take shit from anybody.

• A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris’ shoe. Chuck replied, “Don’t you know who I am? I’m Chuck Norris!” The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.

• Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

• Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

• Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

• There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

• In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.

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Cool Illusion

The squares marked A and B are the same shade of gray

Don’t believe it? here’s proof…
By joining the squares marked A and B with two vertical stripes of the same shade of gray, it becomes clear that both squares are the same.

You can test in Photoshop. Using the eyedropper tool you can determine that the RGB values of the grays in both square A and square B are 120-120-120.