Salesman comes knocking
A salesman knocks at the door of a home and it’s answered by a 11yr old boy with a cigar in one hand and a half empty bottle of whiskey in the other. The salesman asks the boy, “Excuse me, but is your mom or dad home?” To which the boy replies, “Does it fucking look like they’re home?”
Sexy Zombie
Idz Hit It
Hookers
Two hookers were on a street corner in New York.
They started discussing business, and one of the hookers said, “Gonna be a great night, I smell cock in the air.”
The other hooker looked at her and said, “No, I just burped.”