Little Johnny is in trouble


Rebecca brings 10-year-old Little Johnny home.

Rebecca tells his mother that he was caught playing Doctors and Nurses with Amy, her 9-year-old daughter.

Little Johnny’s mother says, “Let’s not be too harsh on them… they are bound to be curious about sex at this age.”

“Curious about sex?!” replies Rebecca’s mother. “He took out her fucking appendix!”

What did the sperm say?


What did the sperm say to the other sperm?

Sperm 1 = How much longer until we get to the egg?

Sperm 2 = Dude we haven’t even got out of the throat yet, it’s going to be a while.