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No Scuba Gear
Billy Leblanc is deep-sea diving and is twenty feet below sea level when he sees another guy with no scuba gear.
He goes down another thirty feet, and the guy with no equipment stays with him.
Billy takes out a waterproof chalkboard and writes, “How the hell can you stay down this deep without equipment?”
The guy takes the chalkboard and writes, “You asshole, I’m drowning.”
Sexy Zombie
Idz Hit It
Chuck kills a deer
Chuck is a hunter who kills a deer and brings it home. He decides to clean and serve the venison for supper. He knows his kids are fussy eaters, and won’t eat it if they know what it is – so he does not tell them. His little boy keeps asking him, “What’s for supper?”
“You’ll see”, says Chuck. They start eating supper and his daughter keeps asking what they’re eating. “Ok,” says her dad, “here’s a hint, its what your mother sometimes calls me.”
“We’re eating asshole!!”, she screams.