Old people


I enjoy biting old old people that have no teeth, just gums, because when they turn into zombies its fun to watch them gum people to death

Punk Zombie won the Lottery


Punk Zombie speeds home, slapping on his brakes in the driveway, jumps out of the car and yells to his wife.

“Baby, pack your bags, I just won the Lottery!!”

His wife jumps up and says… “what should I pack, where are we going? Italy? Spain??

Punk Zombie replies…

“I don’t give a shit where you go… just get the fuck out.”