Innocence Poster
Poor Bill…
MotiveLolz Posters/Demotovational Poster
Blonde & Boyfriend
A Blonde suspects her boyfriend Jeremy Walsh of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and sure enough, she opens the door and finds him in the arms of a redhead.
Well, the blonde is angry, She opens her purse to take out the gun but as she does so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head.
Jeremy yells “No, honey, don’t do it.” The blond replies “Shut up, you’re next.”
Wilford goes to the doctor
Wilford Blowitz, just turned 90 years old, he goes to the doctor and says:
Hey Doc Edelmann, my 25 year old wife is pregnant , ur opinion doctor?
Doc Edelmann says: Wilford, let me tell u a story…
A hunter in a hurry, grabs an umbrella instead of gun.
He moves into the jungle, sees a lion, lifts the umbrella, pulls the handle & BANG..
the lion drops dead.!
Wilford says: That’s impossible, someone else must have shot the lion.
Doc Edelmann: EXACTLY