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Paul Robinson & Charlie are playing golf
Paul Robinson and Charlie Young are playing golf one day. Paul is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. Charlie says: “Wow! That is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You are truly a kind man.”
Paul replies, “Yeah, well, we were married 35 years.”
Kevin Moore and Mark Williams are hunting
Two hunters Kevin Moore and Mark Williams are out in the woods when Kevin collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. Mark pulls out his cell phone and calls emergency services.
He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator in a calm, soothing voice replies: “Take it easy. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
Back on the phone, Mark says, “OK, now what?”