Mergers during the recession
This is the next round of corporate mergers are expected to come soon.
Look out for these upcoming consolidations:
1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush and W. R. Grace Co will merge and become:
Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace
2. Polygram Records, Warner Bros and ZestaCrackers will merge and become:
Poly, Warner Cracker
3. Zippo Manufacturing, AudiMotors, Dofasco and Dakota Mining will merge and become:
ZipAudiDoDa
4. 3M will merge with Goodyear and become:
MMM, Good!
5. FedEx is expected to merge with competitor, UPS, and become:
FedUP
7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to merge and become:
Poupon Pants
8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become:
Knott NOW!
And finally…
9. Victoria ’s Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new name:
Titty Titty Bang Bang
Cool Xmas Gift Ideas
Check out this Gift Idea site if you’re stuck and can’t think of a good Christmas gift. I like the personalized bobble head doll idea. Anyone feel free to get me one. Or, maybe one of my girlfriend would be a lot funnier for me to have 😉 The site is GiftWeblog.com
