Rodney Dangerfield Quote
I went to the psychiatrist, and he says “You’re crazy ” I tell him I want a second opinion. He says, ‘Okay, you’re ugly too!” (Rodney Dangerfield)
Dan gets bit by a snake
Two campers Dan Harris and Jeff Hernandez are hiking in the woods when Dan is bitten on the rear end by a rattlesnake. “I’ll go into town for a doctor,” Jeff says. He runs ten miles to a small town and finds the town’s only doctor, who is delivering a baby. “I can’t leave,” the doctor says. ‘But here’s what to do. Take a knife, cut a little X where the bite is, suck out the poison and spit it on the ground.” Jeff runs back to his friend, who is in agony. ‘What did the doctor say?” the Dan asks. “He says you’re gonna die.”