Zombie Birthdays
Two Zombies are at a bar. Jack Zombie says “hey, its my wife’s birthday today.” Adam Zombie says “that sucks, what did you get her?”
Jack Zombie says “I got her a diamond ring and a Mercedes.” “A diamond ring and a Mercedes?!?” says Adam Zombie. “Yes, if she didn’t like the ring, she could take it back in her Mercedes.”
Adam Zombie goes “oh ok, well my wife’s birthday was last week.” “What did you get her?” says Jack Zombie . Adam Zombie goes “flip flops and a dildo.” “Flip flops and a dildo??” Jack Zombie says. “Yes” Adam Zombie says, “that’s so if she didn’t like the flip flops she can go fuck herself!”