Blonde Zombies
Blind Zombie is sitting at a bar when he loudly says “Zombies listen, I know the funniest Blonde Joke you’ll ever hear”.
The Barman leans over and says “You sure you wanna tell that joke Blind Zombie? Before you do, you’d better understand that I’m Blonde; the big Zombie sitting next to you is blonde; and that huge, angry Zombie standing by the door, that’s my bouncer and he’s blonde too”.
“Oh okay, I’ll save it for another time” says Blind Zombie, “I don’t wanna have to explain it five times”