Chick who sits next to me
Today, the chick who works next to me in the office came back from lunch and started shouting.
“What’s the matter?” I asked.
“Somebody left a note on my desk saying, “You’re the ugliest bitch I have ever seen!”
“Don’t look at me,” I said.
“I wasn’t implying it was you, I just-”
“No seriously, don’t look at me; you’re ugly as fuck”